This reminds me of the time that my friends and I were sleeping over at Scott Weiss's house, and we substituted part of a t.v. series with the word "ass". Oh the things teenagers do, except that I am not sure we were still in high school. So Voyage to the bottom of the sea became Voyage to the bottom of the ass... and Then The Dick Van Ass Show, Dragass (or assnet)...and then the coplication arose when Steve wanted to do Bonanza and all he said was "Ass".
And problems arise when naming rides....do Splash Mountain and Space Mountain become both Zombie Mountains...or I was thinking Splash Zombie and Zombie Mountain. Maybe you could ride a car shaped like a zombie on Splash Zombie.
and Maybe instead of Mickey ears, you would have Zombie Zombie Mouse ears that are rotted on the edge,with a piece of exposed brain in the back. Hey,this is really taking shape. Maybe I can use some of my bailout money to greenlight this baby.
and since the newest disney thing is shooting things ala carnival style video games,toy story style, I think Pixar should do a Zombie Story ride where you can shoot them,and they collapse. Zombie Potato Head,Zombie Slinky Dog. Buzz Zombieyear and the cowboy, Zombie.
I am not going to transfigure Jessie the Cowgirl,because frankly,she's my favorite...I have had a crush on her for awhile now. So she would just be the scream queen who runs partially clothed through the ride....like in the movies of ...Rob Zombie.