"Wait?" i say,outweighing them by twice. "They still make Wonder Bread."
'Oh,no way> No."
"Absolutely." knowing well they were the food snobs...they were just waiting at the bar for the venison to age slightly. They were waiting for the other bar to reopen.
These are the people that drive me crazy. We have a bunch of friends who don't have t.v.s. Ok,that is fine. I never watch mine...but I mean,you're living in the world,ya know. Open your eyes.
I was at a party...ok,the party was at my house, and my friends were talking about the new simpsons movie. This guy says" The Simpsons....are they still on?"
So these people who decry wonder bread....they are the ones who have a secret stash in their closet(it never goes bad) and after they feed the kids the bean sprout filets,come on,we know it,they go to the closet ,pull out the wonder and the velveeta and make grilled cheese sandwiches. Ok,you know that sounds good.
Allright,we could eat healthier,for sure....But when we throw a party the first thing to go is the mac and cheese. This is not box,it is homemade,but it is not some whole wheat pasta,guyere and blanched goat milk thing with capers. It's macaroni,and cheese,and butter,and milk,and bread crumbs(probably the dreaded wonder).
and it's so fun to see these women who feed their children oat bran cookies just mainlining the mac and cheese.....and taking the spray easy cheez and sucking it down like it's a bong.
so i went to the wonder bread website. Still exists. Still exists. It will be here after you homesprouted spelt bread has bit the dust. and ,hey!!!!they have recipes.
So there is this guy at the brewpub who decided the salsa wasn't hot enough,brought his own peppers and gave them to the kitchen. He sits there and sweats,and eats all this stuff the special make just for him. What do you think they would do if I brought my own wonder bread...or better yet,a recipe for cheesy puffy cassarole from the wonder website...and then,after the sat the creation in front of me I asked them for a beer pairing.